I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a...– Thomas Jefferson (via justbesplendid)
SlushPile Hell: Publishing Tip of the Day! 7 Signs... →
slushpilehell: Publishing Tip of the Day! 7 Signs that It May Be Time to Find a New Literary Agent: Whenever he gets an editor on the phone, he screams, “SHOW ME THE MONEY!” When you ask her when she last sold a book, she laughs and says, “The Clinton administration.” He’s always ranting and raving about…
A Conversation This Morning...
Husband: We should wait to buy a TV until Black Tuesday.
Me: Black Tuesday?
Me: Um, Black Tuesday was the start of the Great Depression. I think you mean Black Friday...
Husband: Oh yeah. *starts laughing hysterically*
Me: *can't help laughing hysterically, too*
What do I want for the future? I know exactly what I want, everything: calm,...– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp)