February 2012
5 posts
January 2012
85 posts
favorite celebrity:
me: oh my god
favorite celebrity: um, hi, nice to meet y-
me: ASDFGHKLRIRDNSKSKKS???????
favorite celebrity: i'm sorry, what? what language was that? i don't underst-
me: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN SWEET BABY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS IS BETTER THAN FANFIC I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM CAN YOU SIGN THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE
favorite celebrity: i - you ... you WHAT? excuse me?!!
celebrity's friend: careful, she's from the internet. just back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and make no sudden movements
my friend: hey 'sup OH MY GOD IS THAT?????
me: YES OMFG IKR LMFAO BARK????????
celebrity's friend: holy shit they're multiplying every man for themselves RUN
